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Friends Protest Taking of Hobbits to Isengard

By Samdaw Falconson

On Sunday, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, organized a gathering to protest the arrest and removal of two hobbits from the Amon Hen area of the...

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RFK Jr.: Being Mistborn Causes Autism

By F. S. Cheak

New evidence suggests that mistborn children have a much higher incidence of autism than the general public. This according to recent statements by U.S. Health...

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Elon Wishes USDA to The Cornfield

By Samdaw Falconson

In an expected move yesterday, Elon Musk wished the entire U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to The Cornfield. “They harbored ill-intentioned thoughts toward me,” Musk...

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World-Saving Quest Rate Falls Dangerously Low Due to Social Distancing

By F. S. Cheak

Social distancing has sparked a plethora of changes in daily lives around the globe. Some of these changes have brought hardship to individuals and families...

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Sibling Sniping Delightfully Droll in Troubled Times

By Samdaw Falconson

We may be under siege from a frightening force intent on killing us all, but at least we can take delight in one small piece...

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Another unforeseen result of the recent shutdown is a significant increase of elf-controlled regions on federal lands. According to internal U.N. National Park Service (NPS)…

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National Park Service Blames Elf Expansion on Shutdown