In a revealing new interview spotlighting the playboy billionaire’s personal life, Tony Stark recently described his struggle with iron deficiency. The former defense contractor and…
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It’s official: Anonymous sources inside the Irish Department of Good Fortune have confirmed that the country has finally run out of luck. This unfortunate depletion…
Officials are once again denying that deja vu – the sudden feeling that a particular event has previously transpired – indicates a glitch or change…
On Friday morning, just before work began for the day, the Senate floor was disturbed by the sudden appearance of an extremely large man at…
Another unforeseen result of the recent shutdown is a significant increase of elf-controlled regions on federal lands. According to internal U.N. National Park Service (NPS)…