Friends Protest Taking of Hobbits to Isengard
By Samdaw Falconson
On Sunday, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, organized a gathering to protest the arrest and removal of two hobbits from the Amon Hen area of the...
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RFK Jr.: Being Mistborn Causes Autism
By F. S. Cheak
New evidence suggests that mistborn children have a much higher incidence of autism than the general public. This according to recent statements by U.S. Health...
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Elon Wishes USDA to The Cornfield
By Samdaw Falconson
In an expected move yesterday, Elon Musk wished the entire U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to The Cornfield. “They harbored ill-intentioned thoughts toward me,” Musk...
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World-Saving Quest Rate Falls Dangerously Low Due to Social Distancing
By F. S. Cheak
Social distancing has sparked a plethora of changes in daily lives around the globe. Some of these changes have brought hardship to individuals and families...
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Sibling Sniping Delightfully Droll in Troubled Times
By Samdaw Falconson
We may be under siege from a frightening force intent on killing us all, but at least we can take delight in one small piece...
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Seldon Crisis Alert: Y’all’re Screwed

By Samdaw Falconson on August 1, 2018

In an unexpected development, Hari Seldon’s hologram appeared today to an audience of a distracted intern to inform the human race of a new impending…