At last night’s debate there were no winners, given that it ended with the slow, steady dissolution of time and space as we know it,…
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A formerly overlooked provision in the recent Alabama law banning abortion grants all unwanted babies to the Night King, including those conceived due to incest…
In an unexpected twist, earlier today Child Protective Services (CPS) returned an adolescent boy to the wolf family that raised him. The move reverses more…
On Friday morning, just before work began for the day, the Senate floor was disturbed by the sudden appearance of an extremely large man at…
Another unforeseen result of the recent shutdown is a significant increase of elf-controlled regions on federal lands. According to internal U.N. National Park Service (NPS)…