It’s official: Anonymous sources inside the Irish Department of Good Fortune have confirmed that the country has finally run out of luck. This unfortunate depletion…
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Another unforeseen result of the recent shutdown is a significant increase of elf-controlled regions on federal lands. According to internal U.N. National Park Service (NPS)…
In a routine press release, the local Mos Eisley garrison of the Planetary Security Unit has announced the official end to its longest-running open case:…
After facing a barrage of criticism on social media and in the press, Thanos has issued a statement, through his management company, apologizing for a…
With the recent record-breaking jackpot pool of the MightySphere Lottery, concerns are once again being raised that playing the winning numbers in the wrong order…